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More Twitter Fun

04/02/2018
My Twitter is just so much fun!!

Tweet: Who’d sleep with that washed up dirty, sloppy looking Porn “Star”? @StormyDaniels Madam, if you really need money that badly, start a #GoFundMe page.
My Reply: Would you like the list in alphabetical or chronological order? And I guarantee you that I do not "need money" but feel free to tip generously while you stalk my site. Xoxo

Tweet: THE PROFESSION THAT YOU'RE IN IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF YOU GET PAID FOR YOUR SERVICES I PERSONALLY WOULD RECOMMEND STRONGLY YOUR CLIENTS PUT A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD BEFORE 🤪"PROCEEDING"🤪THAN AFTER DISINFECT "THOROUGHLY" BEFORE RETURNING HOME 👍🤐
My Reply: I'm sorry you walked in on your mom at work. She should've been honest with you....then maybe you wouldn't lash out with silly death threats.

Tweet: I don't think I've ever seen anyone take her 15 minutes of fame and run with it for the endzone as @StormyDaniels has. This is a lady who knows how to score.
My Reply: Well..."scoring" is basically my job description.

Tweet: @StormyDaniels Damn girl, don't you know this is all your fault. You got Trump naked, you inserted his dick into you, you made him text you, you made him pay you off, it's all YOU girl (I hope you detected the sarcasm)
My Reply: Ok. Ok. Fine! I admit it. My pussy is a Sith Lord.

Tweet: Oh great. 'Sith Lord' will now be tattoo of the week.
My Reply: Well...shit. I can a already guess the unfortunate placement of these tats on well meaning 19 year old strippers everywhere.

Tweet: Lol, can I stick my lightsaber in Uranus?
My Reply: Well played.

Tweet: Any droids in there?
My Reply: Not the one you're looking for.

Tweet: I think you give up your #MeToo card when you are a porn star #stormy daniels
My Reply: You are implying that women with certain jobs cannot be assaulted. This is a disgusting and terrifying thought process. For the record, I have stated numerous times that I am not claiming a "#metoo card" but I see you are definitely flying your asshat flag.

Tweet: What an example you set for your kid! Mother of the year !
My Reply: Thanks soooo much! Do I get a trophy or gift card or something?

Tweet: She's not lying. What she does with her body is none of your business. If it bothers you, unfollow her and block her.
My Reply: But...then how will he feel better about himself?

Tweet: Stormy, I will check out your exclusive content if you can answer this for me. How in the world were you able to tell Donald Trump he was good without laughing in his face? Lol
My Reply: You don't actually think I stooped THAT low, do you? My acting isn't nearly good enough to pull off such a feat.

Tweet: Let's see here according to you you went to his room knowing he was married/baby he took off his clothes so what's a girl to do ,you didn't want to but let's get this FK over you weren't attracted to him/yuck and took the money , so that makes you................. 🤓
My Reply: Compensated. (Except he did NOT give me money)

Tweet: Just Keep Calm 👑 #BlabOnStormy #TheResistance support you & your tits! Keep doing you& ignore whomever has something to say about your actions!
My Reply: Hope you're wearing an adequate back brace. Thunder & Lightning can't afford another frivolous lawsuit.

Tweet: Stormy Daniels isn’t even that hot. 🤷🏻‍♂️
My Reply: Totally agree. Luckily a lot of people disagree with us.

Tweet: Who even asked your opinion?
My Reply: You just did.

Trolling The Trolls and Other Twitter Fun

03/31/2018
Here's some highlights from my Twitter over the last few days. I'm told I'm a good follow ;-)

Tweet: FIXER TO GET FIXED
Could #Trump lawyer Michael Cohen get DISBARRED thanks to Stormy Daniels?
There's little doubt an office that oversees attorney discipline will investigate #Trump’s lawyer, after he appeared to ADMIT TO PROFESSIONAL MISCONDUCT

My Reply: Been saying this for months. Now who is the dumb whore?

Tweet: Stormy Daniels is the member of the First Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas
My Reply: This is THE most offensive lie I've read about myself to date. Can we please go back to calling me a drug addicted male prostitute from outer space? Thanks!

Tweet: She does things to her body in public that most people wouldn’t even think of doing in private but the left is Gaga over her. Un Fn believable!
My Reply: Well...we all have different talents. Now hand me that ping pong ball and step back. Someone hold my beer!

Tweet: making a woman as busty as you wear a button down shirt is just unfair, but you looked amazing xoxo
My Reply: My top two buttons are always the real heroes.

Tweet: Listen I cant pay u as much as trump did but I do have an unlimited supply of red lobster coupons plus when the deed is done u can tell whoever u want!
My Reply: WHO told you of my weakness for Red Lobster cheesy biscuits!? Clearly there is a mole in my operation!

Tweet: The person running your Twitter is male, right?
My Reply: I've been told I have big balls but I'm definitely a chick.

Tweet: Always think WWJD: well, Jesus hung out with a whore so lets all be like the big man 😀😇
My Reply: Ok! But you're buying the first round! Shots!!

Tweet: I kinda love the fact @StormyDaniels just does not give a single fuck. Her field of fucks is barren and the earth has been salted.
My Reply: This.

Official Team Stormy Stamped Cuff

03/30/2018
I have awesome friends! One of them is doing this for me. Check it out:

Official Team Stormy Stamped Cuff
You know you’ve heard of her. Whether you’ve watched her films, seen her hold her ground against the POTUS, or rallied behind her against that one trainer who shall not be named, Stormy Daniels is a force to be reckoned with.

These hand stamped cuffs were designed in collaboration with Stormy herself, signature lightning bolt and all. We wanted to not only show our support for our friend, but help her out in the process. So, 50% of each cuff sale will be donated to Stormy’s CrowdJustice account. Deposit confirmations will be posted to our Facebook page after each deposit.

Cuffs will be released in batches of 50, so it’s first come, first served. Releases will be announced on our social media platforms, so make sure you’re following us. They’re also available for sale with Stormy on her tour!

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